Name: Edward Brooklyn
Snide nicknames given to him by the creators: "Man-Slut", "Man-Bitch", "Sausage McMuffin" (from Cheryl and Gina, because of his overactive... sausage)
Info: Was once the best-looking guy in their class but this title has been passed on since the arrival of Zach Vanblaine. Is still the biggest man-slut in their class. Hangs out with Callum Snow and Ray Chang, and they are collectively known to Cheryl and Gina as 'The McDonald's Breakfast Club'. Once cheated on his ex-girlfriend by sleeping with another girl, then cheated on that girl by sleeping with yet another girl, and then cheated on that... Plays basketball, and football, which he calls 'soccer' and therefore gets laughed at for. Is good at acting and doing accents to piss people off. Is very good at pissing Callum off. Is excellent at pissing Callum off with the help of Ray.
Randomness level: Pretty high
Birthday: 2 January
Random fact: Wears pink heart boxers.
Other info: Originally from Saratoga, California. Owns a pet hamster called Kenny that Ray, Cal, and he always try- and fail- to kill as a result of it being a zombie hamster that is actually an alien with regenerative powers. Also watches porn. (By that, we mean the hamster)
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